Michael

Origin
The first known whereabouts of Michael goes to someone named Nerfcat. Michael and Nerfcat went to school together, and one day Michael was added to Nerfcat's group chat. This included members like Nerfcat, Mara, Kin3tic, Funk, Bitrate Billy, Kiwi, Ramenn, and probably others. This is where Michael would socialize mostly, until a point.

Chungle Book
Chungle Book was a place during the group chats, where Michael would socialize. He was most seen after March 2020 due to the dismantlement of the group chats. He met many people there, such as Zap, Pee Girl, Jessicrr, and more. Most server members knew him, that is until December 2020. This is when Michael got permbanned, for a wrongdoing of his. This would mark the end of where he would reside in Chungle Book.

Sludge Zone
Although being in Sludge Zone since September 2019, Michael never really used it much, occasionally he would pop in for short periods of time, however never long term. This would hold true until the ban he received in Chungle Book. Although not immediately, Michael started talking in Sludge Zone more and more, and became one of the regulars. This is where he talks most now, and currently has the role Centurion.

Drip Levels
Michael is best known for his drip, swag, and dapper fits. Before summer 2020, his drip levels were abnormally low. This was detrimental for Michael, and he knew he had to glow up. Very late December 2020, a mysterious man gave Michael a prized artifact. The swag shirt. This man was swagapino, and blessed this shirt and Michael with his swag. Michael's drip after that took a sudden incline. His drip was immaculate. The pinnacle of drip. The creme of the crop. Lo mejor de swag. He was overcome with powerful swag. He will reach 100% swag when he gets the denim on his knees replaced.

Denim on his Knees
The denim on Michael's jeans are a bit of a conspiracy. Nobody knows exactly what happened to it, or how it disappeared, however, there is many theories. One of these theories is the [redacted] theory. It is said that [redacted]s have stolen Michael's knee denim, and that they will never give it back. Another theory, more possible than the [redacted] theory, is the Keith theory. There once was a man in Rochester, New York. He was a very humble man, who worked/works at Taco Bell. Keith was a sorcerer who was able to physically take denim of people's knees through the phone. While Michael was calling Keith, his knee denim magically disappeared. This is said to be the doing of Keith, however nothing has been proven. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please call (585)-295-8155 and ask for Keith.